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  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath

Balloons. What's the use? 

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors-d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolize there's a "party over here!" 

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colorful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris. 

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

Please Note:

  • Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)

Product Features:

  • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
    • 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
    • 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
    • 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
  • Printed on both sides
  • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath

Dimensions:

  • Balloons inflate to approximately 11" (25cm)
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Please allow 10 to 20 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it!

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

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You get a full 30 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down.

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from Crystal Glance is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either.

  • Really undermine someone's big day
  • Contains 12 insensitive inflatables, with 3 cynical slogans
  • A brutally-honest alternative to regular boring balloons
  • Fill them with helium or just your own stinking breath

Balloons. What's the use? 

On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors-d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolize there's a "party over here!" 

On the other they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colorful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris. 

Unless you're a 3 year old (and even then), balloons do not make a party – they're the inflatable illusion of fun. So why not celebrate honesty and undermine the big occasion with these thoroughly Abusive Balloons.

Please Note:

  • Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet, "sh*t" maybe.)

Product Features:

  • Pack of 12 brutally honest balloons:
    • 4x Red - F*CK ME YOU'RE OLD
    • 4x Yellow - HAPPY F*CKING WHATEVER
    • 4x Orange - THIS PARTY IS SH*T
  • Printed on both sides
  • Use them to put a downer on someone's (or even your own) big day
  • Can be filled with helium or your own minty/garlic fresh breath

Dimensions:

  • Balloons inflate to approximately 11" (25cm)
Shipping
This Item Ships to   
Delivery

Estimated between  and

Will usually ship within 1 business day.

   

Please allow 10 to 20 days for your order to arrive. We source products from all over the world to bring you epic offers and the lowest prices. This means sometimes you have to wait a little longer to get your order but it's always worth it!

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

Here are 5 more great reasons to buy from us:

so
   

You get a full 30 days to return your item to us. If it doesn't fit, it breaks, you've changed your mind or for no reason whatsoever simply send it back to us and we'll cheerfully refund you every cent.

Returns are easy, simply contact us for a returns number and send your item to our returns centre for fast processing. We'll get you a replacement or refund in a snap!

In the unlikely event that you find your item cheaper at another online store, just let us know and we'll beat the competitor's pricing hands-down.

We insist that you love everything you buy from us. If you're unhappy for any reason whatsoever, just let us know and we'll bend over backwards to make things right again.

Ordering from Crystal Glance is 100% safe and secure so you can rest easy. Your personal details are never shared, sold or rented to anyone either.

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